Thank you for your call,
to tell me about your problems.
Sorry, I was eating lunch an hour ago.
I’ll be sure not to do it again.
Please let me know how I can assist.
The louder the better,
as you noted i am hard of hearing.
Be sure to use logic,
as I am easily confused by emotions.
As you so eloquently mentioned.
Please speak slower,
I just can’t keep up.
Use smaller words,
those are easier to look up in the dictionary.
I am sorry for the inconvenience.
My head is too far up in the clouds.
Yes, I understand perfectly.
Still, I appreciate the repetition.
I’ll escalate this accordingly.
Too someone of the stronger gender.
I hope you have a great week,
and that I have not ruined it for you.
Speak to you again,
when you call to follow up in five minutes.
Avoid working in call centers if you can. Or anywhere you would need to answer general inbound calls. It’s soul-sucking, soul-draining, and just a general bad time.
Do I sound salty? I feel salty